Milestone 7k

There's No Business Like Milestone Business

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Ladies, gentlemen, werewolves and aliens, please show your appreciation in an appropriate manner for the Amazing Milestone Ballad of Keppet and skittledog:

I'm the master, you're the minion
I'm the big cheese, you're the Babybel
I'm the hot shot, you're the small fry
I have a residence over the mouth of hell.

And that's a good thing?
*shrugs* Keeps the heating bills down.

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do any thing better than you
No you can't, Yes I can, No you can't, Yes I can
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

Anything you can watch I can watch later
Sooner or later, I'll watch everything you know
No you can't, Yes I can, There's a lot, Yes I can
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

I can write a post that contains the most
But no one but you will read it
I can do most anything
Can you tell a lie?
No! Neither can I…

Anything you can sing I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
No you can't.... wait, I can't sing at all.

Anytime you can skip, I can skip higher.
I can do-si-do faster than you
swing your partner, ladies chain, strip the willow...
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

Any BAD I play, you'll guess me in minutes
but I'll guess you better than anyone else
Souffle demon, evil nurse, fairy and Robin
No you can't, Yes I can, yes I can

I can dunk my Tim Tam better than an Australian
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I live on tea, not on chocolate and sweets
Only on tea? Yes. You're weirder than me…

Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster

[pause]

huh?

I can lick anyone faster than you

Is there something you want to tell us?

I would be Kaylee, not River so crazy,
Angel and his swishy coat are all mine.
I would marry Mal today
Do you think you ought? Yes! That's what I thought, you freak.

Although your name is skits, I'll be more schizo
I've more personalities than you'll ever know
Evil Kepp: No you don't; bob: You're just dull!
You may have a point… Yes I do, yes I do…

You were the master, I was the minion
But you’re the one who turned it all on its head
Small fry? Potato chip! And I'm the potato
I have a UoD which killed yours stone dead.

Anything you all do, we can do…just the same…
We have fourteen thousand posts to our names!
How on earth? We don't know… Were they good? *mocking laugh*
Can we write more? Yes we can, yes we caaaan…